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the un-popciclization of aziner

To space heater with love, who knew you would find such use in June when it's been in the 90s outside? You bring me ample warmth in an office that has otherwise been penguinable. Don't get me wrong, I adore the creatures, but I wasn't made to survive in Antarctic conditions and seeing as there are no penguins in my office there's little sense in freezing. Raj & I wrote a penguin dictionary: Me: penguinable adj. 1. an environment suitably frigid for sustaining penguins: My office is seriously penguinable. Raj: penguinarium: The zookeeper had to fish dead penguins out of the pond in the penguinarium. Me: expenguination - the action of removing penguins from a habitat Raj: penguinautics: the study of launching or hurling of penguins. As found in the acronym for PASA (Penguinautics and Space Administration), the country's leading facility for low orbit penguin launches. And now it's time to go listen to some more Stadium Arcadium enjoyment and do laundry. Yay...

to my pink sleeping bag with love

Yes, that's right. I said pink sleeping bag. Bubble gum, completely girly, non-camping enthusiast pink. :) Next weekend I'm going on a weekend missions trip to Mexico with my church. I was told yesterday that we would need to bring a sleeping bag to you know sleep in. This presented a problem for me as I did not own one. Not being much of a person to sleep outside or on the ground for any sort of random reason, I had never had the need or desire to own one. So last night I went to Target to buy supplies for the trip. I ventured upstairs toward the camping supplies. (Silly 2-story Target) As I turned down the aisle I was met with 2 glorious things, a pink sleeping bag and a price of 9.99. (It also happened to be the right temperature & size.) I considered whether or not to purchase such a ridiculous thing, but I thought to myself, if I have to buy a sleeping bag I'm going to buy the silliest, girliest, non-camperiest one I can find. And so I did. Last nigh...

to blank with love

To Nicole with love, you are the coolest. You bring me Ben & Jerry's when stupid crap happens. You are the coolest person in the whole of Los Angeles, maybe even the whole of California or even the West Coast. You are a light in an often dark and weary world. Together we will probably live forever because I don't think two people laugh more than we do, especially and random and sometimes juvenile stuff that no one else usually gets. You are one of my best friends and I love ya. :) Really, who else would agree to crazy painting and dressing up like presents and staying up the whole night decorating the house for Christmas and naked parties? I mean, uh . . . really there were no naked parties. Keep moving, nothing to see here. Thanks for being so awesome.