20 questions
1. do parents of odd-looking children know that their kids look weird?
2. is the tradition of eating ham on Easter just kind of an extra screw you to the Jews?
3. do people who never write back to emails think they wrote back but really didn't so they have no idea why you say they never email you or are they just mean?
4. if people think getting snail mail is one of the best things in the world, why do they never send any?
5. why does money dictate everything we do?
6. why do I want to listen to angry music when I'm angry? does it help at all?
7. is it weird that I am going into film as a career and currently hate television and have little desire to keep half of the movies I own?
8. do you think when you finally convince your brother to go see "Harry Potter 3" with you and two projectors break down in the theater it's a sign that you weren't meant to see the movie?
9. do you think anyone ever gets anywhere in life by trying to be a genuine and/or generally nice person?
10. do you think a person could survive if they had literally no friends?
11. do you find marmot to be one of the most amusing words regardless of the context, unless in conjuction with some boring science crap?
12. do you think this many people would be on the low carb diet if they knew that Atkins, the man himself, had a history of hypertension and congestive heart disease (or some heart crap like that) and that his wife is trying desperately to keep his medical records from becoming public?
13. why do people tell you "good luck" when they find out you're moving to LA & not the "I wish you the best in the world" kind, but the "dear heavens I hope you don't get sucked into some kind of swirling vortex of evil" kind, when in reality it should be somewhere in the middle?
14. why do people fear the unknown?
15. why don't people realize that stagnation equals death?
16. why do my parents think that by sitting on the couch on a Saturday night and watching "Field of Dreams" they are "doing something?"
17. why can't more old people be like former Pres. George H.W. Bush and go skydiving on their 80th birthdays?
18. do you think more people would actually consider voting for Kerry if the press started referring to him as Mr. Ketchup, as the general public does quite enjoy their ketchup or do you think fewer people would as they might see that as a detriment to his credibility (as I do)? Nothing against the ketchup people, just against Mr. Ketchup being wealthy only on account of his wife being a widow of an actual Mr. Ketchup, of course making Teresa and John fake Ketchups
19. do you think that by asking someone 17 times if they want to go to some dumb movie that something will have changed in between the 16th and 17th times because you fail to realize that even if you pay for them you cannot save them from the temporal or intellectual cost?
20. are you actually still reading this? if so, props to you
1. do parents of odd-looking children know that their kids look weird?
2. is the tradition of eating ham on Easter just kind of an extra screw you to the Jews?
3. do people who never write back to emails think they wrote back but really didn't so they have no idea why you say they never email you or are they just mean?
4. if people think getting snail mail is one of the best things in the world, why do they never send any?
5. why does money dictate everything we do?
6. why do I want to listen to angry music when I'm angry? does it help at all?
7. is it weird that I am going into film as a career and currently hate television and have little desire to keep half of the movies I own?
8. do you think when you finally convince your brother to go see "Harry Potter 3" with you and two projectors break down in the theater it's a sign that you weren't meant to see the movie?
9. do you think anyone ever gets anywhere in life by trying to be a genuine and/or generally nice person?
10. do you think a person could survive if they had literally no friends?
11. do you find marmot to be one of the most amusing words regardless of the context, unless in conjuction with some boring science crap?
12. do you think this many people would be on the low carb diet if they knew that Atkins, the man himself, had a history of hypertension and congestive heart disease (or some heart crap like that) and that his wife is trying desperately to keep his medical records from becoming public?
13. why do people tell you "good luck" when they find out you're moving to LA & not the "I wish you the best in the world" kind, but the "dear heavens I hope you don't get sucked into some kind of swirling vortex of evil" kind, when in reality it should be somewhere in the middle?
14. why do people fear the unknown?
15. why don't people realize that stagnation equals death?
16. why do my parents think that by sitting on the couch on a Saturday night and watching "Field of Dreams" they are "doing something?"
17. why can't more old people be like former Pres. George H.W. Bush and go skydiving on their 80th birthdays?
18. do you think more people would actually consider voting for Kerry if the press started referring to him as Mr. Ketchup, as the general public does quite enjoy their ketchup or do you think fewer people would as they might see that as a detriment to his credibility (as I do)? Nothing against the ketchup people, just against Mr. Ketchup being wealthy only on account of his wife being a widow of an actual Mr. Ketchup, of course making Teresa and John fake Ketchups
19. do you think that by asking someone 17 times if they want to go to some dumb movie that something will have changed in between the 16th and 17th times because you fail to realize that even if you pay for them you cannot save them from the temporal or intellectual cost?
20. are you actually still reading this? if so, props to you
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