1. so your mom can't make you get a flu shot
2. so you can pretend like you're doing something useful with that piece of paper you'll be paying off for the next 10 years or until you make that hit indie flick
3. so you can get your own newspaper subscription and feel like a real adult
4. so you can live in a city in which it never rains and then be excited when it does rain except for at first when you think someone might be peeing outside
5. so no one yells at you when you turn Downy balls into cat urine grenades
6. okay, so there aren't that many reasons, the main one just being that flu shot thing. The next time someone sticks a needle in me it better be for something fun, no not like heroin, if you've seen Trainspotting and still think that looks like fun you're messed up enough that you really shouldn't exacerbate the problem with drugs. I mean something fun like having to get immunizations to go to India or something like that, the immunizations not being fun, only a necessary step in making the fun happen.
2. so you can pretend like you're doing something useful with that piece of paper you'll be paying off for the next 10 years or until you make that hit indie flick
3. so you can get your own newspaper subscription and feel like a real adult
4. so you can live in a city in which it never rains and then be excited when it does rain except for at first when you think someone might be peeing outside
5. so no one yells at you when you turn Downy balls into cat urine grenades
6. okay, so there aren't that many reasons, the main one just being that flu shot thing. The next time someone sticks a needle in me it better be for something fun, no not like heroin, if you've seen Trainspotting and still think that looks like fun you're messed up enough that you really shouldn't exacerbate the problem with drugs. I mean something fun like having to get immunizations to go to India or something like that, the immunizations not being fun, only a necessary step in making the fun happen.
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