So when I see that there is 1 new message in my inbox I find myself getting all excited, wondering what wonders await me and who has left me a message. And then sometimes I find out that it is only evil junk email and as I angrily depress the "spam" button I think how foolish it was to get excited about new email. I need to get a life & more friends who are not long distance, or any friends who are not long distance for that matter . . .

Seriously email is the highlight of my life, and those rare occasions that I get real mail. What a sad and pathetic existence I lead. I haven't even seen a legitimate film in over a month.