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penguin speak

The most annoying thing I read today, "It seems as though there are no intelligent, fun-loving and moral girls available. Anywhere." Okay, even not speaking about myself, though I hope people see those things as true of me, I know plenty of girls who are intelligent, fun-loving, moral AND available. Not to mention a million other wonderful things about them. So umm possibly it would help to be looking for available girls somewhere other than a cave. Just a thought.

For your convenience, here is a list of places probably not suitable for finding intelligent, fun-loving, moral, available girls. (Note: this is a sweeping generalization, there may be exceptional circumstances in which you meet the right girl in one of these locations.)

- Antarctica (possibly you might meet the right girl here, but you're actually more likely to learn to communicate with penguins, which sounds fun now that you mention it . . .)
- the middle of the ocean (you might meet some cute pirate chicks here, but umm not sure how that plays into the whole morality thing, pirates being known to steal and murder and all)
- outer space
- the North Pole (Mrs. Claus is . . . well . . . married)
and
- the aforementioned cave

Hope this helps. :)

Comments

Unknown said…
Good list Aziner... :)