Here are some jokes in the spirit of the holiday. I didn't make them up, not even the great nerd joke at the bottom there. And yes they are the kind of jokes you would likely hear on a playground, that's what makes them so fun. So embrace your inner child and enjoy. :)
(Disclaimer: this blog, and any persons affiliated with it, does not endorse the embracing of any one else's inner child, you can probably be arrested for that. Consider yourself duly warned.)
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
(Azina's side note: I'm not particularly sure turkeys can jump either)
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
(Azina's side note: that is sick!)
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
(Disclaimer: this blog, and any persons affiliated with it, does not endorse the embracing of any one else's inner child, you can probably be arrested for that. Consider yourself duly warned.)
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
(Azina's side note: I'm not particularly sure turkeys can jump either)
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
(Azina's side note: that is sick!)
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
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