A teller at the bank today was walking around reading a pocket-sized dictionary. (Whose pocket that is to fit in I am quite unaware.) I can only imagine she was prepping for a lunchtime Scrabble tournament. It has come to my attention that Ravi & I are cursed with an affliction. Perhaps it is rooted in our deep love for the Red Sox. Perhaps we are irrationally violent. Whatever the cause, upon seeing someone donning a Yankees hat, we both have a desire to punch that person. Now I'm willing to admit that the individual may be misguided and simply needs to be re-educated, but still something about that NY logo just brings out violent desires in me. Don't worry, I've never actually punched anyone for this or any other reason, nor do I think I ever will. I punch like a girl, it's embarrassing really. A week or so ago, I went to Quizno's for lunch. They were unbelievably understaffed, and I considered leaving but I had time & the manager had already see...
I hope your rambles have been sweet and your reveries spacious. - Emily Dickinson